Glorious News

You: "I didn't pass."

Me: "Oh?"

What I didn't say:

Thank you, God. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

And: What did you expect? You don't even have a diploma, what makes you think you would get a job like that? Laziness costs a lot later in life. And now you're paying for it.

Now, all you need to do is put the fucking you...tube away, get up off your ass, find real employment like real people and get the fuck out of the house for 8-9 hours a day and leave me in PEACE! At long last!

Thank you, so much, God.